OH NO

Hello world this is blog is a first for me. It emerges from my soul like a tape worm a little peckish, hungover and ever so slightly horney, believing as tape worms do.... and this is in no way a metaphor for my own twisted soul, Im not twisted at all... that the world wants to eat eat eat my random incoherent shite. So here world is my shite. 

Its still warm so be thankful for that. Nothing worse than stale shite. 

Im sitting here listening to Gogol Bordello not doing an essay. Ive been a bus driver and then coach driver then exotic European tour driver for 12 years which was fun fun fun and I traveled a load and saw a lot of stuff  but ultimately not fulfilling and at the end of the day it gets dark and Im still an artist. So last sept at the age of 32 I became a full time art student. The most amazing transformation yet. Like a rebirth but still retaining remenats from the past. Im an artist and a bus driver. I can feed you metaphorical bullshit about the subtexts of my sculptures but underneath  it all the 22 doesnt go to Gorgie no mater how many times you ask. I drive a bus on a saturday and im thankful for that. It keeps me grounded.  But I love art and can submerge myself fully in it. I cant believe that art school assignments are actually work. Its a joy to create and I have so much to show you. 

I have an essay to write.